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Today's Joke: How New Year Resolutions move
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2005: I will get my weight down below 75.
2006: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 80.
2007: I will follow my new diet until I get below 85.
2008: I will work out once a week.
2009: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

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Today's Joke: Married life revelations.
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Every one wants a partner who is goodlooking, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one.

Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

By all means marry. If you get a good partner, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any person.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Har
Asman
Me
Sitare
Nahi
Hote
Har
Samandar
K
Kinare
Nahin
Hote
Har
Nazar
Se
ishare
Nahi
Hote
Har
Bahar
Mein
Nazare
Nahin
Hote
Har
Park
Me
Fuvare
Nahi
Hote
Har
Jam
Ke
Paimane
Nahi
Hote
Sabhi
Hasino
Ke
diwane
nahin
Hote
Har
Gham
Ka
Fasane
Nahin
Hote
Har
Mahatma
Sant
Nahi
Hota
Har
Msg
Ka
Ant
nahi
Hota
Ped
Par
Lage
Hai
Aam
Jakar
Tod
Lo
Agar
Kuch
Reh
Gaya
Hai
To
Khud
Jod
Lo
Ab
Gusse
Se
Muh
Na
Fulao
Mentos
Kao
Dimag
Ki
Batti
Jalao
Aur
Bijili
Ka
Bill
Bachao
Mano
Meri
Baat
Nahi
To
Bhaad
Me
Jao
Bahut
Ho
Gaya
Ab
Mera
Dimag
Mat
Khao
Padhna
Ho
To
Sms
Phado
Nahin
To
lal
Wala
Batan
Dabao
Tumhe
Jitna
Pakana
Tha
Maine
Paka
Liya
Ab
Tum
Kisi
Ko
Pakao
Itni
Der
Se
Sms
Pad
Rahe
Ho
Kuch
Kaha
Pee
To
Aao
Meraj
Kaam
Ho
Gaya
Ab
Tum
Apna
Hunar
Dikhao
Dusron
Ko
Padhao
Aur
Un
Sab
Ko
Pakao..

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Today's Joke: Equations - it's the best I have read in a LONG time
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

** Equation 2 **

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

** Equation 3 **

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED ;-p

ek din zindagi, itni hogi hasi...
jhumegaa aasmaa, gaayegi ye zami....

ek ajnabi ehsaas hai...oooo

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Today's Joke: HILARIOUS MAIL FROM A FRUSTRATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MAILS
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I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me from 2002 - 2008 and still continuing it in 2009, Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer, now my friends wont sit beside me anymore.

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million, So much for his trustworthy.

Today's Joke: Teacher Arrested Al-gebra movement
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A public school teacher was arrested today at Nairobi International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the CID (criminal Investigation dept) with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Police Commissioner said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

When asked to comment on the arrest, authorities said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes."

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