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Today's Joke: How New Year Resolutions move
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2005: I will get my weight down below 75.
2006: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 80.
2007: I will follow my new diet until I get below 85.
2008: I will work out once a week.
2009: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.