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Today's Joke: How New Year Resolutions move
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2005: I will get my weight down below 75.
2006: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 80.
2007: I will follow my new diet until I get below 85.
2008: I will work out once a week.
2009: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

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Today's Joke: Married life revelations.
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Every one wants a partner who is goodlooking, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one.

Life's Irony: It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.

By all means marry. If you get a good partner, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any person.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.